Adrian Rogers Funny Quotes, born September 12, 1931, in West Palm Beach, Florida, was a beloved American pastor, televangelist, and author who led Bellevue Baptist Church in Memphis, Tennessee, for over three decades. A three-time president of the Southern Baptist Convention (1979–1980, 1986–1988), he founded Love Worth Finding Ministries, sharing his sermons worldwide. Renowned for his witty “Adrianisms,” Rogers blended humor with biblical truth, making his teachings memorable until his passing in 2005. These 15 funny quotes—sourced from his sermons, books, and web content—reflect his playful humor, sharp wit, and knack for making spiritual points with a smile, capturing his joy in preaching.
15 Adrian Rogers Funny Quotes
- “Some people’s minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.” (Sermon, Adrianisms: The Wit and Wisdom of Adrian Rogers, 2006)
- “Many a church is like a labor union—you don’t have to go to work to be a member!” (Sermon, Ray Fowler, 2008)
- “Some folks think they’re going to heaven because they’ve been sprinkled, joined, and dipped—but they’re still lost as a goose in a snowstorm.” (Sermon, Danny Akin, 2014)
- “The devil’s not against religion; he’s got plenty of it. He just doesn’t want Jesus in it.” (Sermon, Internet Pillar, 2022)
- “Trying to live without God is like trying to whistle with a mouth full of crackers.” (Sermon, Goodreads, n.d.)
- “Some Christians are so heavenly minded they’re no earthly good.” (Sermon, Habit Stacker, 2019)
- “If you’re living for the devil, you’re getting a bad deal—he pays in counterfeit money.” (Sermon, Ray Fowler, 2008)
- “A lot of folks think they’re following Jesus, but they’re just following their own shadow.” (Sermon, QuoteFancy, n.d.)
- “You can’t backslide if you’re not climbing the hill in the first place.” (Sermon, Ten Secrets for a Successful Family, 1998)
- “Some people’s faith is so weak, you could blow it out with a sneeze.” (Sermon, Internet Pillar, 2022)
- “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.” (Sermon, Habit Stacker, 2019)
- “If your religion hasn’t changed your life, you’d better change your religion.” (Sermon, Ray Fowler, 2008)
- “Some folks pray like they’re winding a clock—hurry up and get it over with.” (Sermon, Danny Akin, 2014)
- “The devil doesn’t mind you singing hymns as long as you don’t mean them.” (Sermon, Goodreads, n.d.)
- “If you’re not impressed with the picture of Jesus in the Bible, you’re looking at the wrong book!” (Sermon, Adrianisms: The Wit and Wisdom of Adrian Rogers, 2006)
Adrian Rogers’ funny quotes are a delightful mix of humor, wisdom, and gospel truth, inspiring believers to laugh, reflect, and draw closer to Christ. Which one’s got you chuckling with conviction? Drop it in the comments and keep Rogers’ witty legacy alive!
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