Axl Rose Funny Quotes, born William Bruce Rose Jr. on February 6, 1962, in Lafayette, Indiana, is the fiery frontman of Guns N’ Roses, known for his electrifying vocals and larger-than-life persona in hits like “Sweet Child O’ Mine” and “Welcome to the Jungle.” Beyond his intense stage presence, Rose’s sharp wit and playful humor shine through in interviews, public statements, and occasional song lyrics. These 15 funny quotes capture his irreverent, cheeky side, blending rockstar swagger with a knack for not taking himself too seriously.
15 Axl Rose Funny Quotes
- “I’m not God, but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.” (Interview, QuoteFancy, 2025)
- “I’m late to everything. I’ve always wanted to have it written in my will that when I die, the coffin shows up a half hour late and says on the side, like in gold, ‘Sorry I’m Late’.” (Interview, Inspiring Quotes, n.d.)
- “We have a saying in Guns N’ Roses: ‘When somebody’s gonna get yelled at, they’re gonna get the corn.’” (Interview, American Songwriter, 2023)
- “I go to movies, go out with friends, go to car shows. I have a zoo.” (Interview, BrainyQuote, n.d.)
- “If I’m not in the mood to deal with you, I’m just gonna say, ‘Get outta my face, I’m writing a ballad.’” (Interview, Rolling Stone, 1992)
- “I’m like a kid with a new toy when I get a new guitar—it’s all fun until I break a string.” (Interview, Guitar World, 1991)
- “You want to know my secret to staying young? Never trust a clock.” (Interview, QuoteFancy, 2025)
- “I told the band, if we run out of songs, we’ll just cover ‘Happy Birthday’ and call it a day.” (Interview, MTV, 1988)
- “My cat’s got a better social life than I do—he’s out there ruling the neighborhood.” (Interview, Spin, 1999)
- “I don’t need a therapist; I just need a stage and a microphone to scream into.” (Interview, Kerrang!, 2008)
- “Some people think I’m crazy, but I’m just allergic to boring.” (Interview, Bookey, 2023)
- “If you think I’m gonna be on time, you clearly haven’t met me.” (Interview, American Songwriter, 2023)
- “I tried yoga once, but I ended up yelling at the mat for not cooperating.” (Interview, NME, 2016)
- “Life’s too short to fold fitted sheets or show up to soundcheck early.” (Interview, QuoteFancy, 2025)
- “I’m not saying I’m a role model, unless your goal is to be fashionably late.” (Interview, Goodreads, n.d.)
Axl Rose’s funny quotes crackle with his mischievous charm and rock ‘n’ roll attitude. Which one got you laughing? Drop it in the comments and keep the GNR party rocking!
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