100+ Bridgerton Quotes, If there’s one thing Bridgerton fans can agree on, it’s the show’s unforgettable dialogue. Whether it’s the sharp wit of Lady Whistledown’s commentary, the sizzling chemistry between Daphne and Simon, or the hilarious banter among the Bridgerton siblings, Bridgerton delivers some of the most iconic lines in television.
From passionate confessions to clever jabs, this series has it all.
Get ready to relive your favorite moments with our collection of 100+ Bridgerton quotes that showcase the perfect blend of romance, intrigue, and impeccable wit!
100+ Bridgerton Quotes
Celeste Kane
- “You think you’re so clever, don’t you, Veronica?” — Celeste Kane (Season 1, Episode 8: “Like a Virgin”)
Cliff McCormack
- “My name is Cliff, and I’ll be your ‘If you cannot afford an attorney’ attorney.” — Cliff McCormack (Season 1, Episode 15: “Ruskie Business”)
- “Tell me this is a joke. You want to sue the Kane family?” — Cliff McCormack (Season 1, Episode 17: “Kanes and Abel’s”)
Dick Casablancas
- “Dude, what the hell are you doing? Please tell me this is like some reality show called ‘My Skank.'” — Dick Casablancas (Season 3, Episode 1: “Welcome Wagon”)
- “It’s a frat. Why rape the cow when you’re swimming in free milk?” — Dick Casablancas (Season 3, Episode 4: “Charlie Don’t Surf”)
Duncan Kane
- “So, anyone read the paper today? Garfield—I mean, will he ever learn? Oh yeah, and there was this other thing: I guess Abel Koontz didn’t kill Lilly.” — Duncan Kane (Season 1, Episode 17: “Kanes and Abel’s”)
- “Veronica, you need to stop being The Dude.” — Duncan Kane (Season 2, Episode 11: “Donut Run”)
Eli “Weevil” Navarro
- “Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is when she’s riding my big old hog. Even then, it’s not so much words—just a bunch of ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs,’ you know?” — Eli “Weevil” Navarro (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”)
- “Legendary.” — Eli “Weevil” Navarro (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”) [Response to Veronica’s sarcastic challenge about his motorcycle]
- “Say you’re sorry.” — Eli “Weevil” Navarro (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”)
- “All right, one week. After that, we come for you, your boy, and your little dog too.” — Eli “Weevil” Navarro (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”)
- “Veronica Mars. I hear you’re to thank for this Kodak moment. Didn’t you get the memo? The bad guy was already in jail.” — Eli “Weevil” Navarro (Season 1, Episode 17: “Kanes and Abel’s”)
Keith Mars
- “If child services finds out about this, they will take you away.” — Keith Mars (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”) [Re: dessert for dinner]
- “Honey, shouldn’t we try something at the base of the food pyramid? You know—fruits and vegetables.” — Keith Mars (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”)
- “Hey! Earth to Mars!” — Keith Mars (Season 1, Episode 2: “Credit Where Credit’s Due”)
- “You don’t go to the Oceanside bars that the college kids hang out at, do you?” — Keith Mars (Season 1, Episode 3: “Meet John Smith”)
- “Well, we’re all entitled to our own religions, Veronica.” — Keith Mars (Season 1, Episode 10: “An Echolls Family Christmas”)
- “How’s about an early peek at one of your Christmas presents?” — Keith Mars (Season 1, Episode 10: “An Echolls Family Christmas”)
- “This Christmas, we make our own rules. Follow me!” — Keith Mars (Season 1, Episode 10: “An Echolls Family Christmas”)
- “That’s not funny.” — Keith Mars (Season 1, Episode 13: “Lord of the Bling”) [Re: Veronica’s sex quip]
- “I nailed our bail jumper one hundred yards from Mexico… Twenty-five hundred bucks. No sack dinners tonight. Tonight we eat like the lower middle class to which we aspire.” — Keith Mars (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”)
- “Veronica, there are some things in life where you will have to defer to my age and experience. And that, sweet child of mine, is the Chrysler building.” — Keith Mars (Season 3, Episode 1: “Welcome Wagon”)
- “Hot dog!” — Keith Mars (Season 3, Episode 1: “Welcome Wagon”) [Expression of excitement]
- “Sorry, sweetheart. You can’t buy love. Bored wives of the wealthy, however, can.” — Keith Mars (Season 3, Episode 11: “Poughkeepsie, Tramps and Thieves”)
Lilly Kane
- “Check you out, Veronica Mars. You’re like a rocker chick now. You and I, we’d have a lot of fun together. Yeah, if, um, if I wasn’t dead and stuff.” — Lilly Kane (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”)
- “Don’t you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.” — Lilly Kane (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”)
- “Yeah, that, and as kinda a side project, I dispense fashion advice.” — Lilly Kane (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”)
Logan Echolls
- “Hey, Ronnie.” — Logan Echolls (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”)
- “Do you have any idea what your little joke cost me?” — Logan Echolls (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”)
- “F.Y.I.? If cuddling is the best part, he didn’t do it right.” — Logan Echolls (Season 1, Episode 6: “Return of the Kane”)
- “Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Conner brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!” — Logan Echolls (Season 1, Episode 9: “Drinking the Kool-Aid”)
- “If you’re asking me to the prom again, the answer’s still ‘no’.” — Logan Echolls (Season 1, Episode 11: “Silence of the Lamb”)
- “I’m not paying you to worry about my health, I’m paying you to follow leads.” — Logan Echolls (Season 1, Episode 15: “Ruskie Business”)
- “This isn’t a favor. It’s a job, you know. We’re not exchanging friendship bracelets.” — Logan Echolls (Season 1, Episode 15: “Ruskie Business”)
- “How many episodes of NYPD Blue did you have to watch to get that finger tapping down?” — Logan Echolls (Season 1, Episode 17: “Kanes and Abel’s”)
- “And I ignored it and moved on. Keep up.” — Logan Echolls (Season 1, Episode 17: “Kanes and Abel’s”) [Snapping fingers]
- “Wow, sugar puss, you’ve certainly been a busy little bee.” — Logan Echolls (Season 2, Episode 3: “Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang”) [Playing along with Veronica’s ruse]
- “Oh, she’s a keeper.” — Logan Echolls (Season 2, Episode 3: “Cheatty Bang Bang”)
- “But you know there’s no one else. I only want you. You ought to know that by now.” — Logan Echolls (Season 3, Episode 1: “Welcome Wagon”)
- “No calling you bobcat, no talk of milky thighs.” — Logan Echolls (Season 3, Episode 15: “Papa’s Cabin”)
Mac (Cindy Mackenzie)
- “With your sleuth prowess and my programming skills, I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that we would rule the entire known universe.” — Mac (Season 1, Episode 13: “Lord of the Bling”)
- “Love makes me lazy. It’s a dangerous drug. It kills more brain cells than crystal meth.” — Mac (Season 3, Episode 10: “Show Me the Monkey”)
Sheriff Don Lamb
- “Veronica Mars. Is your daddy here or is he busy peeking in people’s windows?” — Sheriff Don Lamb (Season 1, Episode 3: “Meet John Smith”)
- “Veronica Mars is… smarter than me…” — Sheriff Don Lamb (Season 2, Episode 1: “Normal Is the Watchword”) [Reading a $100 bill]
- “I asked you a question.” — Sheriff Don Lamb (Season 1, Episode 17: “Kanes and Abel’s”)
Stosh “Piz” Piznarski
- “A Saturn for a Mars. In Neptune! Yeah, the planets really aligned for this one. Now, move Uranus; the Mercury’s rising.” — Stosh “Piz” Piznarski (Season 3, Episode 1: “Welcome Wagon”)
- “This girl, she’s our age? And she’s a detective? Is she also a cartoon?” — Stosh “Piz” Piznarski (Season 3, Episode 1: “Welcome Wagon”)
Trina Echolls
- “Oh, you’re a rascal, Veronica Mars.” — Trina Echolls (Season 1, Episode 15: “Ruskie Business”)
Veronica Mars
- “Hope springs eternal in the human breast; Man never Is, but always to be blest: the soul, uneasy and confined from home, rests and expatiates in a life to come.” — Veronica Mars (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”) [Quoting Pope]
- “Life’s a bitch until you die.” — Veronica Mars (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”) [Interpreting Pope’s quote]
- “Well, I’m pretty sure you won’t be getting your bong back.” — Veronica Mars (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”)
- “Clearly your sense of humor.” — Veronica Mars (Season 1, Episode 1: “Pilot”)
- “I do favors for friends.” — Veronica Mars (Season 1, Episode 3: “Meet John Smith”)
- “Sit down, friend.” — Veronica Mars (Season 1, Episode 3: “Meet John Smith”)
- “You stop dressing up like Little Bo Peep, he’ll stop peeking.” — Veronica Mars (Season 1, Episode 3: “Meet John Smith”)
- “Oh, you stop it!” — Veronica Mars (Season 2, Episode 1: “Normal Is the Watchword”) [Re: Lamb’s $100 bill]
- “I’m so impressed you fit a pony into my room!” — Veronica Mars (Season 1, Episode 10: “An Echolls Family Christmas”)
- “Oh, you know. Lousy conversation, but the sex was fantastic!” — Veronica Mars (Season 1, Episode 13: “Lord of the Bling”)
- “I don’t know. I’m pretty sure it was.” — Veronica Mars (Season 1, Episode 13: “Lord of the Bling”) [Re: Keith saying it’s not funny]
- “I’ll stop braiding.” — Veronica Mars (Season 1, Episode 15: “Ruskie Business”)
- “If there’s a justification for my actions right now, it’s this: I have gone completely mad.” — Veronica Mars (Season 2, Episode 7: “Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner”)
- “Some girl going wild? As I understand it, it happens all the time in college. I’m on the verge of it right now.” — Veronica Mars (Season 3, Episode 1: “Welcome Wagon”)
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