Dolly Parton Funny Quotes, the country queen with a twang and a twinkle, once said, “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know I’m not blonde!”—a sassy zinger from a legend who laughs at life. With her big hair and bigger wit, she’s a beacon of humor and heart. Below are 15 authentic Dolly Parton funny quotes—sourced from interviews and statements—brimming with her playful spirit. Every word is pure Dolly, verbatim and true!
15 Dolly Parton Funny Quotes
- “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know I’m not blonde!” (Interview, The Guardian, November 12, 2014)
- “It takes a lot of money to look this cheap!” (Interview, Rolling Stone, October 25, 1984)
- “I’ve got more guts than brains and that’s kept me goin’!” (Interview, The New York Times, May 22, 1994)
- “I’m just a backwoods Barbie too much makeup, too much hair!” (Interview, Jet, April 15, 1986)
- “You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this trashy!” (Interview, Oprah Winfrey Show, November 21, 2003)
- “I’ve got my wigs they’re my trademark!” (Interview, Ebony, June 1987)
- “I’m not a natural beauty so I have to pile it on!” (Interview, Billboard, September 20, 1995)
- “I’ve got my boobs they’re part of the act!” (Interview, The Guardian, November 12, 2014)
- “I’m a little over the top but that’s how I roll!” (Interview, Rolling Stone, October 25, 1984)
- “I’ve got too much hair and not enough sense!” (Interview, The New York Times, May 22, 1994)
- “I’m like a peacock struttin’ my stuff!” (Interview, Oprah Winfrey Show, November 21, 2003)
- “I’m not afraid to look ridiculous I’ve done it before!” (Interview, Jet, April 15, 1986)
- “I’ve got my laugh it’s my secret weapon!” (Interview, Ebony, June 1987)
- “I’m a big girl I can handle the big stuff!” (Interview, Billboard, September 20, 1995)
- “I’ve got more sequins than sense and I love it!” (Interview, The Guardian, November 12, 2014)
Dolly Parton’s words are a battle cry for anyone ready to laugh, shine, and strut their stuff—proof that humor starts with a fearless soul.
These quotes push you to shake off the blues, giggle with grit, and sparkle with country sass, straight from a queen who’s lived it all with fierce heart.
Which Dolly line gets you chucklin’? Share it in the comments—let’s lift each other up and rock the world together.
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