Funny Adam Sandler Movie Quotes, born September 9, 1966, in Brooklyn, New York, is an American comedian, actor, screenwriter, producer, and musician, renowned for his zany comedic films like Billy Madison (1995), Happy Gilmore (1996), and The Waterboy (1998). A Saturday Night Live alum (1990–1995), Sandler’s movies, often produced through Happy Madison Productions, are packed with absurd humor, memorable one-liners, and goofy charm that have become cultural staples. These 15 funny quotes—sourced exclusively from his films—showcase his signature blend of silliness, wit, and laugh-out-loud moments, capturing the heart of his comedic legacy.
15 Funny Adam Sandler Movie Quotes
- “You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants.” (Billy Madison, 1995)
- “Mama says that alligators are ornery ‘cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.” (The Waterboy, 1998)
- “Now that’s what I call high quality H2O!” (The Waterboy, 1998)
- “If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.” (Billy Madison, 1995)
- “You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?” (Happy Gilmore, 1996)
- “I’m gonna go upstairs and look at my room and think about how bad I suck.” (Big Daddy, 1999)
- “Why don’t you write a book called ‘How to Be a Moron’ and put yourself on the cover?” (Happy Gilmore, 1996)
- “Mama says foosball’s the devil!” (The Waterboy, 1998)
- “I look like a guy who got kicked out of a buffet for eating the napkins.” (Grown Ups 2, 2013)
- “O’Doyle rules!” (Billy Madison, 1995)
- “I’m just a kid who’s four, each day I grow some more, I like exploring, I’m Caillou!” (You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, 2008)
- “My fingers hurt… Oh, well, now your back’s gonna hurt, ‘cause you just pulled landscaping duty!” (Happy Gilmore, 1996)
- “I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You was right.” (Big Daddy, 1999)
- “Once again, things that could’ve been brought to my attention yesterday!” (The Wedding Singer, 1998)
- “Stop looking at me, swan!” (Billy Madison, 1995)
Adam Sandler’s funny movie quotes are a hilarious cocktail of absurd humor, iconic catchphrases, and pure comedic gold, inviting fans to laugh uncontrollably and quote along with his unforgettable characters. Which one’s got you in stitches? Share it below and keep Sandler’s movie hilarity alive!
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