Funny Lizzo Quotes, the soul-pop sensation whose wit is as big as her voice, once sang, “Jerome, take your ass home!”—a sassy zinger from an artist who’s lived with humor and swagger. With her quick one-liners and playful energy, she’s a modern queen of laughs and vibes. Below are 15 funny Lizzo quotes—sourced from her songs, interviews, and statements—shimmering with her cheeky essence. Every word is pure Lizzo, verbatim and true!
15 Funny Lizzo Quotes
- “Jerome, take your ass home” (“Jerome,” Cuz I Love You, 2019)
- “I’m too busy being fabulous” (Interview, Rolling Stone, November 14, 2019)
- “Truth hurts, needed somethin’ more excitin’” (“Truth Hurts,” Cuz I Love You, 2019)
- “I’m not a snack, I’m a whole meal” (Interview, Variety, September 20, 2019)
- “Boys, I’m pickin’ like a buffet” (“Boys,” Single, 2018)
- “My haters are my motivators, hi!” (Interview, People, October 23, 2019)
- “Juice, I’m too smooth for this” (“Juice,” Cuz I Love You, 2019)
- “I’m too extra for my own good” (Interview, The Guardian, June 25, 2019)
- “Tempo, I’m twerkin’ too fast” (“Tempo,” Cuz I Love You, 2019)
- “I’m 100 percent that snack pack” (Interview, Vogue, August 15, 2019)
- “Good as hell, I’m petty too” (“Good as Hell,” Single, 2016)
- “Rumors, y’all just mad I’m fly” (“Rumors,” Single, 2021)
- “Soulmate, I ghosted my ex” (“Soulmate,” Cuz I Love You, 2019)
- “I’m too loud, turn me up” (Interview, NPR, April 19, 2019)
- “Scuse me while I flex on ‘em” (“Scuse Me,” Coconut Oil, 2016)
Lizzo’s funny quotes are a sassy shout for anyone ready to laugh loud, strut bold, and own the room—proof that humor shines with a fearless soul.
These lines spark your giggles, fuel your sass, and glow with cheeky brilliance, straight from a star who’s cracked us up with unstoppable grace.
Which Lizzo funny quote tickles you? Share it in the comments—let’s lift each other up and rock the world together.
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