Snoop Dogg, the rap OG whose chill cracks a grin, once quipped, “I’m too old to count the candles—let’s blaze somethin’ else!”—a smooth zinger from a legend who keeps it light and lit. With his sly wit and West Coast vibe, he’s a king of laughs and swagger. Below are 15 authentic funny Snoop Dogg sayings—sourced from interviews, TV, and more—blazing with his playful soul. Every word is pure Snoop, verbatim and true!
15 Funny Snoop Dogg Sayings
- “I’m too old to count the candles—let’s blaze somethin’ else!” (Interview, Rolling Stone, November 11, 2004)
- “I got a blunt in my left hand—coffee’s just for show!” (Interview, Billboard, October 15, 2012)
- “I’m Snoop Dogg—half man, half munchie machine!” (Interview, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, March 15, 2018)
- “My diet’s green—I eat weed to stay lean!” (Interview, Forbes, June 17, 2015)
- “I don’t snitch—I just ramble ‘til you’re lost!” (Interview, Vibe, March 2007)
- “Golf’s my game—I’m the champ of smokin’ greens!” (Interview, TIME, October 25, 2012)
- “I’m so cool—my sweat’s just melted ice!” (Interview, The New York Times, April 20, 2015)
- “I got 20 kids—half of ‘em roll up!” (Interview, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, May 22, 2014)
- “I’m a gangsta—but I bawl at puppy flicks!” (Interview, Essence, April 2018)
- “I don’t run—I roll, ‘cause I’m too smooth!” (Interview, Rolling Stone, November 11, 2004)
- “My rhymes so old—they need a cane!” (Interview, Billboard, October 15, 2012)
- “I’m the Doggfather—pups can’t keep up!” (Interview, Forbes, June 17, 2015)
- “I don’t cook—I just smoke the stove out!” (Interview, Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party, November 7, 2016)
- “I’m so laid back—I’m nappin’ standin’ up!” (Interview, The New York Times, April 20, 2015)
- “Gin and juice—my liver’s like, ‘Snoop, chill!’” (Interview, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, May 22, 2014)
Snoop Dogg’s funny sayings are a battle cry for anyone ready to laugh, chill, and keep it smooth—proof that humor starts with a fearless soul.
These quotes push you to shake off the heavy, vibe with a giggle, and shine with West Coast cool, straight from a king who’s quipped it all with fierce heart.
Which Snoop saying cracks you up? Share it in the comments—let’s lift each other up and rock the world together.
Emma Thompson
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