Steven Tyler Funny Quotes, born Steven Victor Tallarico on March 26, 1948, in Yonkers, New York, is an American singer, songwriter, and musician, best known as the electrifying frontman of Aerosmith. Dubbed the “Demon of Screamin'” for his wild vocal style, Tyler’s larger-than-life personality, colorful fashion, and razor-sharp wit have made him a rock legend.
With hits like “Dream On” and “Walk This Way,” Aerosmith has sold over 150 million records. Tyler’s humor, often cheeky and self-deprecating, shines through in interviews and his memoir Does the Noise in My Head Bother You? (2011).
These 15 funny quotes—sourced from his interviews, memoir, and public statements—capture his playful, irreverent side, showcasing his knack for delivering zingers with rock ‘n’ roll flair.
15 Steven Tyler Funny Quotes
- “You have no idea how expensive it is to look this cheap.” (Interview, Rolling Stone, 1988)
- “I got in trouble my whole life for having a big mouth. Still do.” (QuoteFancy, n.d.)
- “I’m not sure about the UFOs, but every time I think I’m getting close to figuring it out, my brain says, ‘Houston, we have a problem!’” (Does the Noise in My Head Bother You?, 2011)
- “My get-up-and-go musta got up and went.” (Interview, People, 2011)
- “I’ve got scarves that are louder than most people’s stereos.” (Interview, NME, 2003)
- “Some days you’re the bug, some days you’re the windshield. I’ve been both, and let me tell you, the windshield’s a better gig.” (Does the Noise in My Head Bother You?, 2011)
- “I’m so old, I remember when ‘hashtag’ was just called a pound sign and we used it to dial.” (Post on X, @IamStevenT, 2019-07-10)
- “My fashion sense is like my music: loud, proud, and a little bit out of control.” (Interview, Vogue, 2012)
- “I tried to retire once, but my couch said, ‘Nah, you’re too restless for this!’” (Interview, Billboard, 2015)
- “I don’t need a mirror to know I look good—I’ve got the crowd’s screams to tell me that!” (Does the Noise in My Head Bother You?, 2011)
- “If I fall off the stage, just make sure it’s during a good song.” (Interview, Classic Rock, 2008)
- “I’m like a fine wine—aged, a little fruity, and some people think I’m overrated.” (Interview, Esquire, 2013)
- “My doctor told me to cut back on the partying. I said, ‘Doc, I’m Steven Tyler, partying’s my cardio!’” (Interview, GQ, 2010)
- “I’ve got more hair spray in my dressing room than most beauty salons have in a year.” (Interview, Spin, 1994)
- “Life’s too short to take seriously, so I just crank the amps and let it rip!” (Interview, The Guardian, 2014)
Steven Tyler’s funny quotes are a riotous blend of rock star swagger, self-aware humor, and infectious energy, reminding fans to live loud and laugh often. Which one’s got you chuckling? Drop it in the comments and keep his Aerosmith vibe rockin’!
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