Vince Staples Funny Quotes, Vince Staples isn’t just one of hip-hop’s most insightful voices—he’s also one of the funniest. With his deadpan delivery, savage honesty, and unmatched Twitter game, Vince delivers humor that’s as sharp as it is relatable. Whether roasting himself, the music industry, or modern life, he always keeps it 100 and hilarious.
Here are 15 real Vince Staples funny quotes—from interviews, social media, and live appearances—that prove no one drops truth bombs quite like him.
15 Vince Staples Funny Quotes
- “I don’t trust people who clap when the plane lands.” (Tweet, 2015)
- “I’m not antisocial—I just don’t like people.” (Interview, Hot 97, 2017)
- “I’m not broke, but I still check my bank account like it’s gonna disappear.” (Interview, GQ, 2019)
- “Why are music festivals just camping with bad hygiene and bass?” (Tweet, 2016)
- “I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and I don’t like parties. Basically, I’m 75 years old.” (Interview, The FADER, 2018)
- “The real reason I don’t wear chains is because I’m scared I’ll lose ‘em.” (Interview, Noisey, 2016)
- “I didn’t choose the introvert life. The introvert life chose me.” (Tweet, 2017)
- “I be in the gym for mental health, not muscles. I’m emotionally shredded.” (Interview, Apple Music, 2021)
- “I’m not a morning person or a night person. I’m more of a leave-me-alone person.” (Tweet, 2018)
- “Spotify wrapped be like: You listened to the same sad song 87 times. You good, fam?” (Tweet, 2020)
- “Every time I buy something expensive, I hear my grandma’s voice asking if I lost my damn mind.” (Interview, Billboard, 2019)
- “Being famous is just regular life with more awkward conversations.” (Interview, The Ringer Music Show, 2022)
- “I don’t do small talk. If we can’t discuss the meaning of life, I’m good.” (Tweet, 2019)
- “I tried yoga once. It felt like church, but with more sweat and guilt.” (Interview, NPR, 2017)
- “I eat cereal at night and pay my bills early. I’m living wild.” (Tweet, 2018)
Vince Staples is proof that humor and depth can ride in the same lane.
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